February 2012
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today.
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
What is forrest gump's password?
1forest1
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Watchjuan-ton:
you kill me, chachi dear
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
If you are on God's side reblog this. If you're on...
john-beltran:
“If you want to live well, make sure you understand all of this.
If you know...”
– Hosea 14: 9 (via godsradicaldaughter)
January 2012
